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Small Town Humor in Feed and Seed Stores | Old Men Talking in Palmetto Places
Explore small town humor and insightful conversations of old men at its finest. These charing conversations are often found in the local restaurant or feed and seed store. Discover their witty takes on life, politics, and the blessing of rural living.
ON THE PALMETTO ROADSMALL TOWN WISDOM
Rom Webster & Opa
THE TOWN FEED & SEED
There's nothing more fun
Than listening to old guys...
Gathered near the fertilizer
At the town's Feed & Seed.
If you've ever witnessed
This age-old tradition...
You know about the wisdom
At the town's Feed & Seed.
There's a serious side
To all this, they say—
And there's more than the fertilizer
In that old Feed & Seed.
While they've never solved a problem
That anyone can remember...
Our old guys know more
Than the old guys in Congress.
And it costs a lot less
To keep old guys uptown...
Standing near the fertilizer
At our town's Feed & Seed.
Some folks are talkin'
About making a change...
The Senate...
The Presidency...
The Supreme Court too...
Well, not according
To the old guys
In the fertilizer aisle
At the town's Feed & Seed
Just get rid of
The old guys in Congress!
Do it right now!
And don’t delay!
That’s the word
From the old guys uptown..
We heard it near the fertilizer
In the town Feed & Seed.
If you want to have fun—
And learn something too...
Just stop by sometime
In a small town near you.
They're always there...
And always will be...
In session near the fertilizer
At the town's Feed & Seed.
Whatever you believe...
Or know to be true...
You can count on some old guys
At the town Feed & Seed!
It’s happening right now.
Happening today.
In the fertilizer aisle
In a small town near you.
Our Story
That's our story...
And we're sticking to it.
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